August 2012
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plot twist: your crush thinks about you as much as you think about him.
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tywuh:
I’m crying
HAHAHAHAHAHA love this chicken toy… so much.
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Me: Hey, could you close the door ?
Parent: *leaves the door open 2 centimeters*
Me: *dying whale noise*
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mattypi-mcfrostingeater:
videohall:
If children wrote the movie scripts
I’m crying. There are literally tears.
LMFAOOOOO this is the cutest thing ever. I’M SERIOUS.
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Finding a bug in my room
whatshouldwecallme:
When I’m too scared to kill it, I’m like:
When my boyfriend is too scared to kill it, I’m like:
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Emma Stone BFF4L
Last night I had a dream that Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield were at a nearby McDonalds I was in. I stood up for her by telling off this guy who was harassing her… Then we became really good friends and she even let me have the prettiest slice of her wedding cake.
Wait wut? (Yeah.)
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Bilingual Workplace Greetings
Me: Hello, bonjour!
Customer: Good, how are you?
Me: *Internal facepalm*
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When my Instagram glitches... Other people's...
1. “Fat Dudley” (ledabunnie’s photo)
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2. “Leda the Ladies Man” (ledabunnie’s photo)
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3. “Freshly Polished Beauty” (samuellarsen’s photo)
Original:
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